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Piece of Me

Britney Spears

Blackout (2007)

“I’m Miss American Dream since I was 17.” The first five years of Britney Spears’s career were a rapid-fire blur of constant “product” — she had 4 albums plus a greatest hits collection and a movie, all by the ripe old age of 22. Then that whole “55 hour marriage-two babies-Federline-shaved head-cooch shot-umbrella car bashing-handcuffed to a gurney-trips to rehab” period of her life happened. Yeah. So it’s no surprise when she released her next album 3 years later, she called it “Blackout” — I wouldn’t be shocked if she was in one that whole time period. What was a surprise was that it was, by a mile, her best album yet. Filled with funky electro, thumping beats, and warped voices galore, it set her up on a return to glory. The strongest song was the second single, “Piece of Me,” the best anti-paparazzi rejoinder since Madonna’s “Human Nature” a dozen years earlier. Sexual moans became part of the rhythm track, and her voice was deliciously manipulated on the chorus – “do you want a piece of me?” Ridiculously catchy, the song simultaneously summed up her career and became one of her finest musical moments.

Also check out: “Get Naked (I Got a Plan)” from the same album — one of several other shoulda-been singles.

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Toxic

Britney Spears

In the Zone (2003)

To some of my friends, this is sacrilege, but I didn’t really like Britney Spears when she came on to the scene. She seemed more a “brand” than an artist, and although she started raising my eyebrow with the unexpectedly intriguing “Slave 4 U,” it was “Toxic” that finally won me over. This is basically pop perfection. So much so that I can barely think of anything else to say. Everything about this song is a hook, never relenting. I mean, really, how can anyone resist this?

Also check out: Kylie Minogue’s “Like a Drug” — a similarly chemical take on love